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12e UNDER THE SPELL OF THE BEWITCHING
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Hermine Moos, the Munich puppetier with a worker an the Almaniac.
HERMINE Come,
mate, will you lend us a hand?
PROLET God
forbid! I won't come near it.
HERMINE You
are from the packing company, aren't you?
PROLET Madame,
I've packed in my career all kinds of dirty things, but this
is too much to ask of a honest man.
HERMINE What's
wrong with you?
PROLET This
is a monster. An evil witch. I can feel her dark power. If
I touch her, something awful will happen to me.
HERMINE Are
you crazy?
ALMANIAC He's
right. (To Prolet) If you are afraid of strong erections,
don't come near her.
PROLET You
said strong erections?
ALMANIAC Yes
mate, touch her and you'll get the most tremendous erections
you've ever had in your life.
(Prolet starts to help the Almaniac to handle the doll. He
touches her with great reverence, as if she were a sacred
relic.)
PROLET (To
HERMINE, very suspicious) Is it true?
HERMINE Sure.
She has also the power to make your cock grow to king size
dimensions.
PROLET (Incredulous)
Come on!
ALMANIAC Tell
him what happened to your friend.
HERMINE Which
one of them?
ALMANIAC That
sailor, who became a porno star.
HERMINE He
won't believe me.
PROLET What
happened to him?
HERMINE Max
had an average, medium size cock.
ALMANIAC Seventeen
centimeter, when up in arms.
HERMINE seventeen
and a half, but he was not satisfied with it.
ALMANIAC Who
is satisfied with the dick he got? Are you satisfied with
yours?
PROLET Shut
up! What happened to him?
MAINA Maxi always wanted a bigger thing.
ALMANIAC Who
doesn't. Don't you?
PROLET Hold
your trap! (To HERMINE) Go on!
HERMINE I
made this woman specially for him.
PROLET And
- What happened to him?
HERMINE He
touched her and---
ALMANIAC His
hose doubled.
HERMINE Almost.
It grew only to 28.
PROLET He
got 28 centimeters?
HERMINE And
a half.
ALMANIAC You
see, she can add only one decimeter to the thing you've got.
PROLET How…
how long… how long does it take?
HERMINE It
takes some six weeks, sometimes seven.
ALMANIAC But
the hard-ons you get!
HERMINE Oh,
Maxi, where are you, my stallion? I can't get you out of my
mind!
ALMANIAC Elle
aime l'amour qui fait mal!
PROLET What's
that?
HERMINE You'll
have to find a woman who loves when it really hurts.
PROLET That's
exactly the problem with my fucking bitch. All she wants is
more and more! I come home after a long days labour, and there
she is: come on Ruddi! Do your job! Give her always more and
more! The fucking horny bitch…
ALMANIAC You
won't believe me mate, but Alma will do it for you.
PROLET You
mean---
ALMANIAC Kiss
her tits, and she'll make you perform for hours.
PROLET Really?
(He kisses the doll's tits)
ALMANIAC You'll
do it five times on end.
HERMINE What's
wrong with seven?
PROLET Seven
times?…
ALMANIAC On
a good night. Your bitch will scream:
HERMINE No!
Ruddi! Stop it! It's murder! Help! God! You're blasting me!
Kill me! Kill me! Fais moi mal! Ruddi! Fais moi mal!
PROLET My
Gudrun doesn't speak French.
ALMANIAC She
will. Take the Alma treatment, and your Gudrun will perorate
in fluent French and she'll sing whole arias in Italian.
PROLET How
can it be ---?
ALMANIAC Doesn't
the name Alma say anything to you?
PROLET No,
who was she?
ALMANIAC She
was some woman! She was the epitome of femininity.
PROLET Did
you know her?
ALMANIAC Oh,
yes. Oh, yes…
PROLET She's
got perfect tits, this I must say…
ALMANIAC Speaking
about her tits, they were much bigger than that.
HERMINE I
made them according to the measures he sent me.
ALMANIAC Forget
the measures he sent you. Her breasts were hanging all the
way down to her navel.
HERMINE Look!
Here are the specifications.
ALMANIAC Forget
the specifications. She hugged me when I was ten. My head
reached hardly her tommy. To this day I can feel the weight
of her tremendous tits resting on the top of my head. That's
what stopped me from growing higher. You must blow up her
breasts.
HERMINE I
tell you I did everything according to the measures Kokoschka
sent me.
PROLET Who
is Kokoschka? Is she another witch?
HERMINE It's
not she, it's he. He's some crazy painter from Dresden.
PROLET All
artists are crazy these days.
HERMINE You
tell me about them…
PROLET A
truck driver who came from Zurich told me an artist has put
a latrine in the museum!
ALMANIAC No!
PROLET Yes!
The truck driver was going to pee in it, but they almost arrested
him! They told him it was a work of art! Can you imagine?
A latrine in a museum! And you are not allowed to piss in
it!
HERMINE It's
Unbelievable!
ALMANIAC The
pubic hair is also not the right colour.
HERMINE Give
me a break with her pubic hair! It is exactly the colour he
wants.
ALMANIAC It
can't be true.
HERMINE Here,
have a look.
(She unrolls a scroll with Kokoschka's Alma drawing.)
PROLET Is
this her?
HERMINE That's
what he sent me.
PROLET Her
skin has these things on it, like my Gudrun's thighs…
HERMINE That's
what happens to women at a certain age…
PROLET What
is that crazy painter going to with her?
HERMINE I
don't want to know.
ALMANIAC He
will take her out for promenades in the streets of Dresden.
PROLET No!
ALMANIAC Yes.
He will even take her to the Opera, and to the theatre.
PROLET You're
kidding, man!
ALMANIAC No
kidding. He will even hire a maid to take care of her, to
dress her, to comb her, to clean her skin.
PROLET He
must be mad, this poor cock-cock-shka .
ALMANIAC It's
Kokoschka, not cock-cock-shka.
PROLET He
must be mad as a hatter.
ALMANIAC He
is, my friend, he is. As are all the men who came under her
spell. (He sniffs her.) There's one thing missing, though.
HERMINE What's
that?
ALMANIAC It's
her secret perfume. (He draws a small flacon from his pocket,
and sprinkles the puppet with the perfume. )
PROLET (He
smells the perfume, and starts moaning and groaning like a
horny pig. He gets fixed on HERMINE and starts to approach
her, He is obviously sexually aroused.)
HERMINE Hey,
hey! Mate! Take it easy! Take it easy!
(To the Almaniac) Give him the antidote! Quickly! Before
he'll rape everything that has two legs!
(The Almaniac sprays the Prolet with an antidote. They finish
their job and HERMINE goes to the next scene. )
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